Monday, February 9, 2009

First Blog Ever; Choke on it.

So, I have been on this planet for 19 years... cause you know, I'm originally from Venus. Since my landing I've made many exceptional friends and a few sweet enemies. Many of both, are worth keeping. While my friends make life more enjoyable, my enemies give me something to bitch about, thus a blog is born... double-thus, life stays interesting when friends are too busy fucking or sleeping off the hangover from a great time with me last night.

Having said that, I suppose my first blog must commence. However, a topic must be chosen. Choosing something to bitch about is like trying to choose between the same fucking Ferrari, but all with different amounts of gas in the take- there's only so far each of them will take you.



Wish me luck.



In the meantime, here's some fun inspiration.



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